Kazuichi Souda

''"DAMN SHAWTY!!" — Kazuichi Souda''

Personality
Kazuichi might talk a lot of shit, but his "bad boy" persona is about as durable as a house of cards. He easily crumbles during Bully Souda Hours (which is often) and doesn't hold up well under pressure. He is very skittish and easily panics — when Kiibo begins to malfunction during Chipwrecked, Kazuichi immediately thinks he is going to explode and kill everyone.

He struggles to accept the fact that he is gay, despite being in a relationship with and very attached to Twonaka. People regularly remind him of this fact ("You are gay souda" — Kiyotaka Ishimaru), and it seems to cause him some distress. This is the result of experiences he had in middle school, which he alludes to during Twonaka's confession in Chipwrecked.

The same aforementioned experiences have also left him with some good ol' trust issues and a side of paranoia.

Gundham Tanaka (Twonaka)
As of June 29th, 2020, Kazuichi is officially in a relationship with Twonaka. The Soudam wedding before that was with a different Souda who hasn't appeared again since then, which is partially my fault, and to that Souda, I am sorry.

They had a touching moment on the beach. Gundham told Kazuichi he loved him, to which Kazuichi responded with "Uh." But they got there eventually, and the evening ended with a little kissy and both of them crying happy tears.

Because of Gundham's lack of concern for his own safety and previous history of near-death and actual-death experiences, Kazuichi spends a lot of time worrying about him. Like, way too much time. He's pretty much constantly worried that Gundham might die again. Shit's rough.

He blames himself for Gundham's death in Chipwrecked -- so much so that his final thought before falling unconscious during the mutant plant's attack was that he never got to apologize for letting Gundham die -- and he is convinced Gundham stormed off after being revived by Ouma Wig because of him and is going to die again.

Someone please get Dr. Phil up in this bitch.

Chihiro Fujisaki
She's his robo child idk they really haven't interacted much oops

Chipwrecked
- "[whips so hard all the bones in his foot shatter]"

- "I've had to deal with people like him my whole life. He just *wants* to tear you down. He *wants* you to feel the need to hide everything about yourself, but even if you do, he's not gonna stop — he'll just find something else to use against you, and if you change that too, he'll *still* find something else. You can't let him dictate who you are, because trust me, you'll fucking regret it."

Roadchip
- "We died in the ballpit and this is our hell."

- "You want to go *towards* the danger?! Are you a white person in a horror movie?!"

- "Damn, did you kinshift to Bob the Tomato?"

- "Why are you nightcore?"

- "Thank God British people aren't real... They've always been my biggest fear..."

- "Mexico is a state?!"

- "Emo boy... yeag"

Non-canon
- "Go ahead and make a callout thread. I already got cancelled after a video of me eating the entire power tool section at Home Depot surfaced last week."